04/17/2025 - 9:40 a.m.

Twenty years and not a damn thing has changed. Here we are. April. And David ('member him??) has broken my damn heart. AGAIN. Once AGAIN I have no idea what crime real or imagined I have committed this time. Hell, I didn't the last time either, but here we are. He pulled this same stunt LAST Easter weekend too, when he blew me off for Angela. (the bitch he cheated on me with twenty years ago) This time it's probably the druggie chola that lives on the floor above him since he mentioned that maybe sometime the three of us could 'play' if you catch my drift. (HELL NO she's not attractive at all, I may be bisexual, but I DO have standards.)

So here we are.

And Idiot Boy has made an appearance and wants to get back together (um...no. Just no. We divorced TWENTY ONE YEARS AGO NEXT WEEK for a REASON)

FML

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