10/06/2004 - 4:10 p.m.

Will you dare? Shall you dare? C'mon I dare you.

I made the ultimate mistake of IMing what I THOUGHT was IdiotBoy yesterday.

However...

Due to fucked up spelling of words in the Corporate Goth Style...

I realized that it wasn't.

Turns out it was the little fuckstick Vanessa.

However, it took me 2 posts to determine this.

Rude ass little bitch...

I was polite though, asked to to hell IB I said 'hi' and left.

When I really wanted to say was:

After you're done fucking him, make sure you pee afterwards. Also, bite him on his ears...he likes that.

I would have also added to make sure she covers her tits, unless she happens to LIKE then slapped, pinched pulled on etc...

But I didn't...

I was NICE

I WAS FUCKING NICE?

"Joke" or not, I seriously hate IB's new profile...

Butterfly Girl my ass...I've SEEN her pics and lemme tell ya, she's not exactly something to write home about...maybe after scraping off the first 12 layer of eyeliner maybe...

Ahh..

Corporate Goth at its finest...*stay tuned for rant on the CG Culture*

In other news:

I'm thinking there's something I should be reading between the lines about...but I haven't exactly figured out WHY though.

Or maybe I'm just crazy

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