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A Math Problem10/26/2004 - 3:28 a.m. *stares at self in mirror* *hisses@self* Fuckin fat cow. Fuckin Heifer... Here's a word problem for ya'll: If Miss M wants to lose 59 lbs and only eats 500 calories per day, lives off of cigarettes, diet coke, coffee, water and tea:How long will it take her to achieve her goal weight? I vote 5 months, maybe less... Now before anyone says a word...I know what I'm doing. So far it's working and I've lost the 4 pounds I've gained. It's only taken about 4 days to do so...so my average loss would be around 5 pounds per week...But because I'm a fucking COW I'll say 5 months instead of 2 and a half... *pinches thigh* fucking pathetic
At least what I'm doing is working. Who cares about a little lightheadedness. It just gives me more motivation. Tomorrow I get to do laundry. Yay me. If I keep up at this pace pretty soon I can buy a new wardrobe. I'll show you...I'll show you all!!! |
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