10/26/2004 - 11:59 p.m.

I knew it was coming. It was inevitable...I shouldn't have been surprised...

THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I?

I just got an email from the former class president of my senior class*the one I LOST against* regarding...

The lovely Class of '95 reunion!!

I can not...no, make that WILL NOT go. I fucking refuse.

Now you may be asking yourselves: "But why not Miss Maggie?"

It's simple:

I haven't accomplished SHIT in 10 years.*unless you count losing my mind as an accomplishment*

I'm divorced.

and most importantly:

I'M FUCKING FAT STILL!!!!!

So...there is absolutely NO WAY IN HELL I'm going to this shindig whenever it is next year. Ain't no way and no fuckin HOW.

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