03/26/2005 - 6:31 p.m.

1. Have you ever had sex/oral sex with someone of the same sex?
oh HELL no!

2. Ever thought about it?
For about a nanosecond

3. Ever had sex that lasted only minutes?
try 10 seconds...and yes I timed it

4. Have you ever taken someone's virginity?
Depends on whether or not I wanna believe the person

5. Have you ever kissed or french kissed someone of the same sex?
fuck no

6. Have you ever been totally naked with someone of the same sex?
no

7. Ever gone skinny dipping?
yes

8. Have you ever mooned, streaked, flashed or been the lucky one to witness any of these?
yes

9. Is there anyone you have simply been wanting to sleep with?
Yes, but only sleep. I like having someone next to me.

10. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Let's not go there...yes

11. Have you and your partner had sex while others were in the room?
no
12. Have you had sex in a public place where you could have been caught?
no

13. Has the sex been so wild that you broke something?
I don't remember

14. Have you ever had sex in a vehicle?
yes

15. Have you ever given/received oral sex while one of you were driving?
no , but I gave a handjob while I was driving

16. Have you ever had sex on top of a car?
no

17. Have you ever had sex/oral sex in an elevator, stairwell, phone booth, bathroom stall or any other small, confined public area?
no

18. Ever tried doggy style?
who hasn't?

19. Have you ever had sex for 3 hours?
Yes

20. Ever tried the 69 position?
yes

21. Has 3 or more positions in one session ever been accomplished?
yes

22. Have you and your partner had sex in a shower, tub, pool, hot tub or on the beach?
no

23. Ever had an entire session of just oral and other methods of sex without penetration?
yes

24. Have you or your partner ever used handcuffs or any other form of bondage?
yes

25. Ever wear sexy lingerie?
yes
26. Have you ever done a strip tease?
yes

27. Ever been cut off completely from sex because your partner was pissed off at you?
I did the cutting off

28. Have you ever been hung over, naked and sore and not quite sure why?
No

29. Ever wake up sore, scratched, bruised and feel proud?
No

30. Have you, had sex/oral sex in a movie theater, sporting event or any public transportation?
No

31. Have you ever got drunk and had sex with someone you wouldn't have sober?
No

32. Have you ever slept beside someone of the opposite sex all night w/o having sex?
Yes

33. Ever shave yourself completely (down there)?
Yes

34. Ever shave someone else?
No

35. Ever go to the E.R. and have to explain certain injuries caused by a sexual act?
No

36. Have you ever cybered or had phone sex?
Yes

37. Have you or your partner had the kind of sex where you are totally fulfilled and not wanted more?
No

38. Have you ever used sex as a bargaining tool or weapon to get your way?
Yes

39. Have you ever disturbed people with loud sex?
No

40. Had sex with someone on vacation and you never saw them again?
If you count my little 'trip' to Colorado last year...yes

41. Ever had sex in the rain?
No

42. Have you ever bought something from a sex shop or adult party?
Yes

43. Have you ever left the house without wearing underwear on purpose?
Yes
44. Have you ever taken it in the ass?
OH HELL NO

45. Have you ever stuck something other than a penis In your partner�s ass?
No,
46. Have you ever �tossed salad� or had it done to you?
No

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