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08/13/2004 - 12:53 a.m.
You Are the Goldilocks of Cocks
You're a bit picky when it comes to the size of your man
Too small? You won't feel a thing. Too big? You'll feel too much!
Luckily, most guys fall within your acceptable 5 to 7 inch range.
Just watch out for the Justin Timberlakes and Tommy Lee's of the world
You are "House of Dreams"!
This film you beyond all boundaries to bring you into a world of staggering sexual desire.
Join Zara as she embarks on an unforgettable journey through the realm of true sensuality.
Experience with her the extraordinary and bizarre ecstasy.
You Are Briana Banks
Not the most famous porn star around, but always a fan favorite
Super tall, super busty, super cute... with a penchant for dirty Euro sex
Like Brianna, you'd love to be in the middle of a lesbian gangbang
Or perhaps just in a sexy milk bath with another hot girl
Your Erogenous Zone Is Your Neck
You're particularly sensitive to kisses on your neck
But you don't mind a hickie every now and then either
Ask your partner to kiss right behind your ear
Because chances are, that's the most sensitive spot on your body
***Yup!***
You Are Flirt-able!
You are the best of both worlds - sexy and friendly, but not in either box.
Your charm is addicting, and you always have plenty of people flirting with you.
And if you want to turn things up, that's always an option for you.
You have plenty of options - without being the person everyone has already done :-)
***Yeah, Flirt Me Baby***
Your Candy Heart is "Fuck Me"
When people say V-day is romantic, they're not wrong.
It's just that you're idea of romance is doing it all night long.
So screw the dinner, the cards, and the roses.
You'll show love by doing it in many poses.
***You can do that too***
Your Seduction Stye: "Fantasy Lover"
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
You Will Have Sex With 7 People!
Mostly, you're a relationship skipper
So you'lle rack up a lot of your partners via serial monogamy
But a couple of those partners will be pure experimentation
For a guy, you're about average... for a girl, a little wild
***Shut Up***
You Are an Average Lay!
You know that saying..."Guys will fuck anything with tits?"
Yeah, well you are a prime example. Guys know you are easy to turn on.
And that all you need is to have sweet nothings whispered in your ear.
Stop letting yourself be used honey, and up your standards a little!
***Damn, I knew it...gotta try harder***
You'll Be Arrested For Prostitution!
It probably started out with dating rich guys...
You love money, jewelry, and clothes, and you realize that sex is an easy way to get what you want.
If you ever get busted while strutting your stuff on a street corner...
Use your sex appeal to seduce the cop and maybe he'll be the only one to punish you! ;)
Your Tongue's Talent is Giving Head!
Your thick, wide tongue is the perfect size and shape for giving him pleasure. Not to mention, you know just how to work all the curves.
You'll do just about anything to make others happy, and when you're uncomfortable, you don't like to say so.
So that probably means your mouth is starting to get worn out. Slow down, and learn how to speak your mind!
You'd be most compatible with a Nipple Sucker. They're sure to give you the attention you so desperately need.
You've been giving everything for so long that you forgot what's it's like to be pleasured. It's time for you to lay back and get licked.
***Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo comment***
Your Masturbation Method Should be Using a Vibrator!
Who needs a man? Not you!
With a vibrator, flying solo can be more fun than being partnered!
***Well now...***
You Are Saving My Virginity Barbie!
You come complete with white knee socks,
a Britney Spears poster, and an intact hymen.
"How to be a Cocktease" manual and "Satisfy Ken
with Blowjobs" kit sold separately.
Not recommended for children under age 6.