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Near Death Experience?
11/22/2004 - 7:50 a.m.
I am sooooo not a happy camper...Let me share a story with y'all...
I was on my way home tonight and minding my own business when all of a sudden as I'm zipping along Ellington Parkway, SOME FUCKTARD in a GREEN MINIVAN comes BARRELING down...
THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME!!!!!
This moron obviously came off of the Briley Parkway ramp which means he'd pretty much have to be going to wrong way down Briley as well...
Needless to say...my reflexes are GOOD.
DAMN GOOD...
I grabbed the wheel and swerved...tires squealing and all...
The fucker was two feet from hitting me.
He was going at least 50mph if not more...
Two feet...
24 inches...
240 centimeters...
That's how close Miss Maggie came to possibly leaving this plane of existance.
Needless to say, I pulled over at the first possible opportunity and called the police. Evidently I wasn't the only one.
I hope they caught the fucker...