03/08/2005 - 3:56 a.m.

*DISCLAIMER* This entry is a JOKE. As in FUNNY HA HA. It's from a fill in the blank site the link to which can be found at the bottom. ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT A REAL ENTRY.*END DISCLAIMER*


Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed because my stupid landlord was knocking on my door

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor kitty.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

But this is all fake. None of the above except the landlord bit happened. And I'm really tired.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).

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